I saw this one someone's blog and laughed. I thought I would share it with all of you.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the thing's started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a Bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Booker's bourbon, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of Godiva
So, I prepose a toast, onto unfinished projects to find our inner peace.